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The Iran situation is likely to drag on for worse as Trump weighs ground operations. But amid the Iran, energy, software, and credit troubles sweeping across global markets, there's one group of investors eyeing their biggest break since 2008: vulture funds.
Mizuho analyst Nick Setyan published an insightful report on the state of fast-food markets. Read more below.
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Before The Bell

As of 3/27/2026 market close.
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Markets
US stocks continued to tumble on Friday as Strait of Hormuz tensions sent oil prices soaring
S&P fell for a fifth-straight week to a seven-month low
Dow entered a correction, down ~10% from its February ATH
Nasdaq is also down ~13% from its October ATH
MSCI All Country World index is down 9% MTD
US leveraged loans are outperforming junk bonds by the most since September 2023
Leveraged loans are up 0.64% MTD
High-yield bonds are down 1.5% MTD
Eurozone 10Y bonds are set for their worst months of the past decade
Global oil prices settled at the highest since July 2022
Earnings
What we're watching this week:
Tuesday: Nike
Full calendar here
Prediction Markets
The levels of situation monitoring are going to be off the charts
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Headline Roundup
Police thwarted an attempted terrorist attack at BofA's Paris HQ (RT)
Vulture funds target private credit as 'greatest opportunity' since 2008 (FT)
US is weighing ground operations in Iran (CNBC)
JPMorgan, PIMCO say bond market is underestimating slowdown risk (BBG)
Wall Street reels as Iran war shatters portfolio defenses (BBG)
US equity funds saw the strongest inflows in four months (RT)
Blue Owl and HPS join private credit funds stung by February losses (BBG)
Oaktree met 8.5% private credit withdrawal requests while peers reel (RT)
SEC division overseeing private credit firms lost 24% of staff (BBG)
Apollo is planning a second HQ in a southern state (FT)
BlackRock raised CEO Larry Fink's pay to $38M (RT)
T-Rex filed for leveraged SpaceX, Anthropic ETFs ahead of IPOs (RT)
AI breakthrough from Google exposes divide in memory chip stocks (BBG)
Microsoft froze hiring in cloud and North America sales groups (TI)
KPMG will cut ~600 UK jobs as slowdown persists (FT)
Norwegian Cruise will replace five directors in deal with activist Elliott (WSJ)
Chinese universities with military links bought Supermicro servers with restricted AI chips (RT)
A Message from Mizuho
Major restaurant chains are stumbling this year. Chipotle has highlighted softer spending from younger guests, Starbucks is working through weaker US traffic, and even McDonald's has acknowledged pressure among lower-income diners.
These headlines have fueled a familiar narrative that the economy is weakening and that consumers are pulling back. But the data tells a different story. Rather than retreating, consumers are becoming more rational, reassessing where they spend and gravitating toward the strongest relative value.
After years of post-pandemic pricing distortion, the gap between restaurant inflation and grocery costs has widened dramatically, and a new wave of discounting across quick-service restaurants (QSRs) – is reshaping traffic patterns across the industry. In this environment, value perception now drives performance. Restaurants that protected affordability are gaining share, while those that overshot consumer expectations are now giving it back.
Deal Flow
M&A / Strategic
Taiwan's SinoPac Bank will merge with King's Town Bank in a cash-and-stock deal to create a lender with $100B AUM
CVC will explore divestments of Italian drugmaker Recordati if it succeeds in its $12.5B LBO of the firm
A judge ordered Nexstar Media Group to pause its ~$6B merger with rival TV station owner Tegna after DirecTV filed an antitrust suit
KKR, CD&R, and PAI Partners advanced to the next round of bidding for a 50% stake in food giant Nestle's water business, which could fetch a $5.75B valuation
Austria may block Chinese e-commerce giant JD.com's $2.5B deal for German electronics retailer Ceconomy
Eli Lilly will acquire exclusive rights to sell a GLP-1 diabetes drug from Hong Kong-listed Insilico Medicine in a $2B deal
Swiss pharma giant Novartis agreed to acquire allergy-focused biotech Excellergy in a $2B deal
Blackstone-backed Indian packaging company EPL agreed to merge with Thai petrochemicals firm Indorama Ventures' Indovida India unit to create a $2B entity
A consortium of Blackstone and industrial investor Tinicum is in advanced talks to acquire $1.5B-UK listed aerospace parts supplier Senior
CrossCountry Mortgage will acquire mortgage REIT Two Harbors in a revised cash bid to beat a $1.3B all-stock offer from United Wholesale Mortgage
Austria-based Raiffeisen Bank International will acquire Spanish lender BBVA's Romanian Garanti unit for $680M
Synergy Sports Capital, a PE fund led by two ex-NFL players, acquired League One Volleyball Salt Lake, a volleyball team of the LOVB Pro system
Sixth Street Partners is nearing a deal to acquire the women's team of UK soccer club Sunderland
VC
Aetherflux, the space solar power startup of Robinhood co-founder Baiju Bhatt, is in talks to raise a $250M-$350M Series B at a $2B valuation led by Index Ventures
Advanced Digital Gaming Technology, an Abu Dhabi-based payments and data intelligence platform for regulated gaming markets, raised a $250M investment in a strategic partnership led by Blackstone
Lunar, a Danish mobile-first neobank, raised a $200M funding round led by CapitalG
Isara, an AI agent-swarms software startup, raised $94M at a $650M valuation from investors including OpenAI, Amity Ventures, and Stanley Druckenmiller
Above Security, an AI-native insider risk platform, raised a $50M funding round led by Ballistic Ventures, Merlin Ventures, and Norwest
allocatte, a UAE-based fractional real estate investment platform, raised a $31M Series B led by Emirates NBD
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IPOs / Listings / Issuances / Block Trades
Anthropic is considering an IPO as soon as October; the startup is valued at $380B
Hg-backed software firm Visma delayed its $22B London IPO to next year
Indian conglomerate Reliance Industries set advisory fees for the IPO of its telecom unit Jio Platforms at 0.65%; the firm is expected to raise $4B at a ~$150B valuation
$30B-listed Indian mining firm Vedanta will split into five listed companies
Asian investment firm Aspex Management is in talks to acquire another 10% stake in $5B-listed Delivery Hero from Dutch tech investor Prosus to overtake Prosus as the firm's largest shareholder
German chemicals giant BASF sold a $290M stake in UK O&G group Harbour Energy is a share placement at a 9% discount
Czech investment firm KKCG Maritime raised its voluntary offer to boost its stake in Italian yacht maker Ferretti to $235M at a 35% premium
Weight loss-focused Kailera Therapeutics filed for a US IPO
Brookwood Financial Partners-backed convenience store and gas station operator Yesway filed for an IPO
Baby registry platform Babylist is exploring a 2027 IPO
Debt
Bank of America and Citigroup started selling chunks of a $57.5B bridge loan backing Paramount Skydance's $110B takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery
Google plans to help finance a $5B data center project in Texas leased to Anthropic
Korean battery company LG Energy Solution sold a $1.6B dollar bond
Australia's Westpac Banking Corp sold a $1.2B covered bond
Argentina sold a $150M dollar-denominated bond to gauge investor appetite for debt beyond Milei's first term
Australia's Macquarie also launched a benchmark-sized dollar bond sale
Bankruptcy / Restructuring / Distressed
An industry peer agreed to acquire twelve brands, including their liabilities, from bankrupt auto parts supplier First Brands for $25M
Funds / Secondaries
Advisory firms Hybrid Advisors and Faithstone Capital are seeking to raise $3B for a new FOF JV
Defense-focused PE firm JF Lehman is seeking to raise $3.25B across its seventh flagship fund and a second credit vehicle
Japanese O&G producer Inpex Corp. will commit $620M to Texas energy-focused PE firm Formentera Partners to expand shale-gas exploration across Australia
Forward Consumer Partners, a PE firm launched by ex-L Catterton partner Matt Leeds, raised $500M for a sophomore fund
Treville Capital Management raised over $500M for a new private credit fund
Climate Investment, a fund launched by O&G companies a decade ago, raised $450M for a new decarbonization growth fund
Pritzker family-backed PE FOF Pritzker Alternative Strategies raised a $385M debut fund
NFL Super Bowl champ Malcolm Jenkins launched Pleasant/Rock, a $500M investment firm to invest in real estate and the sports industry
Africa-focused investor Adenia Partners raised $180M for a debut small cap Africa fund
Defense-focused VC First In raised $148M for its third fund
European VC Samaipata is looking to raise $125M for its third fund
Crypto Sum Snapshot
Revised CLARITY Act could be a headwind for DeFi tokens ring-fencing yield
Bitcoin miners are becoming AI companies and selling their Bitcoin to fund the transition
Crypto Sum compiles the most important stories on everything crypto. Read it here.
Exec’s Picks
NYT investigated a trail of clues leading to Iran that Binance missed.
Bloomberg published some interesting insider insights from Project Eagle: JPMorgan's high-wire act to fund EA's record $55B LBO.
Bloomberg also published an article about a viral desktop video game taking US schools by storm. Hint: it's about escaping a certain island.
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