Good Morning,
Iran launched a 10M banknote due to hyperinflation, OpenAI is offering PE firms a 'guaranteed minimum return' of 17.5%, JPMorgan is reviving the CDS for bets against AI debt, and Trump paused Iran strikes as Strait of Hormuz oil supply risks begin to force his hand at diplomacy.
Happy TACO Tuesday to all who celebrate. Markets have been waiting for this day for quite some time now.
Let's dive in.
Before The Bell

As of 3/23/2026 market close.
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Markets
US stocks rebounded yesterday after Trump seemingly chickened out from Iran strikes due to persistent oil market risks
Global bonds have lost $2.5T in value since the Iran war on track for the biggest monthly loss in three years
US 2Y yield climbed to 4% for the first time since June
UK gilts are down 5% MTD on track for its largest fall since its 8% slide in September 2002
Trading in Germany 2Y futures was halted twice due to volatility
Oil fell ~10%
Earnings
What we're watching this week:
Today: GameStop
Wednesday: Jefferies, Beyond Meat
Full calendar here
Prediction Markets
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Headline Roundup
Iran launched a 10M rial banknote due to hyperinflation (FT)
Iran contradicted Trump after US decision to pause strikes (RT)
Trump raises prospect of diplomatic end to Iran war (FT)
Hedge funds are shorting US and EM Asia for Europe stocks (RT)
CitSec sees markets shifting to 'demand destruction' (BBG)
JPMorgan is offering clients a new way to hedge AI debt risk (BBG)
Volatility is threatening Wall Street's efforts to offload major LBO debt (BBG)
OpenAI is offering PE firms 'guaranteed minimum return' of 17.5% (RT)
Bipartisan senators want to ban sports betting on prediction markets (WSJ)
BlackRock's Larry Fink warned AI may intensify wealth inequality (FT)
Jury in social media addiction trial is unable to come to consensus (RT)
OnlyFans-owner Leonid Radvinsky died of cancer at 43 (BBG)
Wall Street's Delmonico's steakhouse is expanding after two centuries (WSJ)
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Deal Flow
M&A / Strategic
Cosmetics giant Estée Lauder is in talks to combine with Spanish beauty group Puig to create an over $40B enterprise
Italy's state-controlled postal service Poste Italiane submitted a $12.5B cash-and-stock take-private bid for Telecom Italia at a 9% premium
Apollo, Bain Capital, Advent, and CVC are weighing bids for German auto parts giant Continental's industrial division at a potential $4.1B valuation
GI Partners is exploring a $3.5B sale of HVAC rollup American Residential Services
Chinese miner Zijin Mining agreed to acquire a controlling stake in rival Chifeng Jilong Gold Mining for $2.6B
Gilead Sciences will acquire biotech Ouro Medicines in a $2.2B deal
French foods giant Danone agreed to acquire UK plant-based foods maker Huel for $1.15B
Chinese electronics maker TCL agreed to acquire a majority stake in Sony's home entertainment business in a $1B deal
Prestige Consumer Healthcare agreed to buy a portfolio of brands including the Breathe Right nasal strip and Dimetapp cough and cold relief brand from Foundation Consumer Healthcare for $1B
Asian ride-hailing and delivery company Grab agreed to buy Delivery Hero's Foodpanda operations in Taiwan for $600M cash
Blackstone is considering acquiring a $200M-$300M stake in either of Indian cricket teams Rajasthan Royals or Royal Challengers Bengaluru in its first-ever sports investment
VC
Earendil Labs, an AI-driven biotech R&D company, raised $787M from Dimension Capital, DST Global, and others
Chip interconnect startup Kandou AI raised a $225M Series A led by Maverick Silicon
Agentic observability platform Dash0 raised a $110M Series B at a $1B valuation led by Balderton Capital
Gimlet Labs, a startup offering a multi-silicon inference cloud for running AI workloads across diverse hardware, raised an $80M Series A led by Menlo Ventures
Lace, a Norwegian chipmaking equipment startup, raised a $40M Series A led by Atomico
KEWAZO, a robotics and AI company automating heavy industry, raised a $35M round led by Schooner Capital
Namespace, a compute platform for code, raised a $23M combined seed and Series A led by New Enterprise Associates
Hosted.ai, a GPU infrastructure software platform, raised a $19M seed round led by Creandum
Interloom Technologies, an enterprise operations platform that captures expert knowledge into a persistent memory layer for AI agents, raised a $16.5M seed round led by DN Capital
GlobalComix, a NYC-based digital comics platform provider, raised $13M in funding co-led by SBI US Gateway Fund and Point72 Ventures
NurivaTech, a sports computer vision and AI startup, raised an $8M seed round from MLB veterans, an ex-NFL coach, and others
Access the complete VC deal flow on Fundable
IPOs / Listings / Issuances / Block Trades
Strategy is seeking to raise $42B in common stock and perpetual preferred shares to fund Bitcoin purchases
Berkshire Hathaway took a 2.5% stake in Japanese insurer Tokio Marine for $1.8B
Activist Inclusive Capital Partners is looking to sell its $380M stake in German pharma giant Bayer
O&G equipment maker HMH Holding is seeking to raise $230M at a $950M valuation in an IPO
Saudi quick-delivery startup Ninja is gauging investor appetite for a Saudi IPO; the firm was valued at $1.5B last year
Debt
Banks led by JPMorgan kicked off an $8B US and euro junk-bond sale to fund the record $55B LBO of video game maker Electronic Arts
Bain Capital-owned Bridge Data Centres is in talks with lenders for a potential $6B loan
JPMorgan and Vici Properties are providing $4.3B in construction financing for One Beverly Hills, an ultra-luxury property combining a new Aman resort and the Beverly Hilton, in one of the largest such deals
Electric utility PacifiCorp raised $2.5B in a high-grade bond sale
Insurance giant Progressive sold $1.5B of high-grade bonds in its first deal in three years
Vietnam Prosperity JSC Bank is seeking a $1.2B sustainability‑linked loan in what would be the country's largest ESG deal ever
Bankruptcy / Restructuring / Distressed
A group of banks including Morgan Stanley and Citigroup agreed to loan Brazilian conglomerate CSN up to $1.4B as CSN looks to raise cash via asset sales amid liquidity concerns
Local bondholders of Brazilian supermarket chain GPA hired Moelis for an out-of-court debt restructuring proceeding
Senegal tapped $755M of undisclosed loans via total returns swaps from Africa Finance Corporation and First Abu Dhabi Bank in a bid to avoid default
Funds / Secondaries
Growth equity investor Lead Edge Capital raised $3.5B for its seventh fund to focus on software
US will invest $250M in a supply chain investment fund with participation from SoftBank, Temasek, and Mubadala
UK solo VC Air Street Capital raised $232M to chase hot AI bets
Henry Kravis-backed crypto asset manager ParaFi raised $125M for a new VC fund
5c(c) Capital, a new VC focused on prediction markets, plans to raise a $35M debut fund with backing from Polymarket and Kalshi founders Shayne Coplan and Tarek Mansour
Apollo's private credit fund is limiting investor withdrawals after redemption requests surge
Crypto Sum Snapshot
Dynasty behind Swiss private bank Banque Syz splits over crypto strategy clash
Larry Fink says tokenization could transform finance like the internet in 1996
Senators reached a deal with White House to resolve stablecoin yield dispute with banks
Crypto Sum compiles the most important stories on everything crypto. Read it here.
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New rules has corporate America finally revealing some of its tax secrets. WSJ uncovered some insights from filings by Nvidia, JPMorgan, McDonald's, Pfizer, and others for 2025. Read their findings here.
LSE Business Review published a interesting blog piece on research that finds a negative correlation between men's financial confidence and confidence in their masculinity. Read it here.
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